Now time for a little satire, sarcasm, and comedy relief.
The following is a closed letter (as in I'm not going to email it to you as you'll probably delete without reading, and since you visit my sites anyway you'll see it sooner or later) to Longmont council members Sean McCoy, Sarah Levison, and Brian Hansen. Although it may not appear so, I am typing very slowly so as to hopefully improve your comprehension.
I'm writing this figuring it will become part of the public record - since whenever or whatever I write soon becomes fodder for the screwball element in Longmont, who are coincidentally you're supporters! Yes, I have accepted the fact that I've become the E.F. Hutton of Longmont ("when E.F. Hutton talks, people listen"), although in print I've been called the Rush Limbaugh or Glenn Beck of Longmont - and now have been given the moniker RushBeck by friends who laugh at the clowns who rip on me. Funny as I don't have time to listen/watch either of those two guys in my 5 minute commute to work.
The vermin who you call supporters just can't get enough of us; us being my wife and friends who post on my websites or people who dare to agree with me (which ironically is most of Longmont based on the last election - which means they disagree with you). They even went after my deceased beloved dog, a creature who had a more positive influence on Longmont than all of your supporters combined. At least while alive, this beautiful canine didn't threaten (not including barking at) others with physical violence, stalk around a detractors workplace, and send threatening and factually inaccurate letters to ones superiors in the workplace. I also don't remember my dog saying, or barking, racist things (excepting cats) based on someone's last name. Your supporters on the other hand did all of these things, and more, and continue to. The latest is they are supposedly spreading some lies about my kids - thankfully many of these cretins didn't reproduce. There is a God after all.
Now one of their main mouthpieces, lets call him W. Little Bitch (W for Whiny I believe - beware those with letters for first names, as well as carnival folk, aka "carnies") is accusing, falsely I might add, us of all kinds of things. Ironically these are all things he's gleefully done himself and put up on his own website, including repeatedly taking our pictures (as well as under-aged girls without parental permission). Shame on you council members for being complicit and condoning this kind of activity! I'm sure you dance in glee as you read these libelous comments about those you disagree with. These are the ones you chose to get in bed with, now enjoy the bedsores.
Problem is they are getting more and more agitated as they lose one battle after another - and I suspect that will continue in the near future. Do we really need to list all of the things that you, and by extension your loyal supporters, have had thrown back in your face by the voters/citizens of Longmont? You have been repudiated by judges, attorneys, other towns, and just plain common sense in your overreach of what you think you accomplished in 2007 when many voters were caught napping. That kind of losing streak must really be disheartening - but that's your problem, and one you brought on yourself.
I/we don't have to have sympathy nor should we be expected to take a certain amount of ribbing from your goon squad, you know who they are. And the more they go at it, and the more you condone it, the rougher it will be on you should you dare to run for reelection. I'm sure former councilmember Karen Benker thoroughly enjoyed the last campaign season - and I'm also sure none of you thought she could be defeated. You on the other hand are far more vulnerable and much easier to defeat if/when the time comes.
I fully expect this all to fall on deaf ears, which will be to your own detriment. I'm not asking for a reply, don't expect one, don't really even want one - you've proven to be classless creeps for the most part. You just keep on smiling and hang around the absolute worst element of Longmont, fine by me - how's that working out for you so far? Having to apologize for inserting foot in mouth in the newspaper? CML vote not going your way? Your own supporters fed up with you not responding to correspondence? You three are brilliant political strategists, where do you learn such things, Progressive Majority? Forget it, I don't want to know, it's a losing formula. Just keep listening to the WIIFL types and Obama drones, real brain surgeons with such great results!
So, when you hear the paranoid rants when a new website shows up (oh, say Longmont Report) or some new pseudonym appears in the Times-Call online comment section - contrary to what you might hear or think, it ain't always us/me, if ever. Unlike your pals who pretty much have no life or jobs or families, I'm a pretty busy guy and can't possibly be all the things I've been accused of being - just not enough time in the day as I do have a life, a job, a family, and a bunch of hobbies. I'm flattered if you or your nutjob pals think I could pull off such a stunt, but I would need a few clones of myself to do that, in addition to having the interest in doing it anyway. You're just not that interesting, and your pals are borderline delusional sociopaths.
Again, sleep with dogs and all you'll get is fleas. Or in this case, cockroaches.
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